Ready or Not....

Tomorrow I start a cleanse. I'm pretty nervous. And, for numerous reasons.
1. I have never done any sort of cleanse before and have no idea what to expect. It's crazy that you have a baby and you are nervous about some "possibly abdominal cramps".
2. It's a "bowel cleanse". How can that not be scary? I hope the cleansing happens only at home. Yikes.
3. I take 50 pills a day. 10 pills for 5 times each day. And each time you are supposed to drink 16-18 oz of water. Who drinks that much water? I think I actually may have a bigger problem not peeing in my pants ALL day long.
4. I am eating vegan to help the cleansing process. Pretty much I can't eat all of my favorite foods: cereal, meat, cheese, wine and coffee. I will be living on veggies, fruit, grains and seeds. Maybe I should not call it living. I should say I hope to still be living after eating this way.

Now you are asking yourself, why on God's green earth is she doing this? Well...for all of the above reasons I am also excited to do the cleanse, I like challenges, and I'm hoping to feel refreshed and cleaned out after this.

Don't worry...I will keep you posted on the status of the potty party but also the cleansing. Lots of toilet usage and talk going on this week at the Wiley house. Poor, poor Lance.